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Post  Taming on Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:03 pm

Masa tu aku baru sahaja selesai berkhatan kat klinik kerajaan. Ramai kawan-kawan aku dikhatankan bersama. Seperti biasa selesai upacara aku pun naik lah kereta ayah aku untuk pulang kerumah. Dalam perjalanan..... (ok korang sambung!!! mesti lawak ehhh!!!)
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  jblues on Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:33 am

ayahku memandu dengan perlahan dan cermat. Di satu pesimpangan, ayahku memberhentikan kereta kerana lampu merah. Sebuah motosikal berhenti bersebelahan dengan kereta yang kunaiki. Wah...seorang gadis yang sungguh seksi yang membawa motosikal itu, sungguh ayu, menawan dan seksi...aku tak dapat menahan....(sambung2...kasi lawak habis)
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  ajack on Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:33 pm

abis tu ape yg jadi..
adusss...
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  Taming on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:36 pm

ajack wrote:abis tu ape yg jadi..
adusss...
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cop!!cop!! nak tanya ajackk ko dah sunat blom!! klu dah tentu ajack tahu apa akan terjadi!!! ki ki ki cheers
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  sillyangel9 on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:40 pm

aku lihat lagi..
'aiseyyy...dier pandang aku ler...Siap jeling-jeling,ahh...manisnyer dia senyum!'
aku balas pandangan dier, lalu ku genyitkan mata..
'aiseyyy...berbalas lah...ni peluang baik'
kali ni ku amati sekali lagi dirinya...
'ehhh...apersal tengkuk dier ader...eh, kaki dier berBULU! ALAMAKKK....silap jantina la plak'.....(sambung2...jgn x sambung....)

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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  kolam on Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:29 pm

...ape yg ak xleh than dpat kuredakan smla.
dpat la kutahan dengan jayany...haha
ape pnyer org,ptng jln betul.... Laughing

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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  jblues on Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:07 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  pasola on Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:43 pm

akhirnya..sampai juga ku ke rumah..
setelah ku keluar dari kereta...dgn hanya kain pelikat terikat di tengkok..
ku berjalan kengkang menuju ke ruang rumah..sedang ku berjalan..tetiba terdengar gelak kecil awek2 jiran sebelah..adoia aii..malu aku..dgn merah muka dan selambe ku meneruskan perjalanan ke depan pintu...tiba2(sambung)

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Post  jblues on Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:13 pm

...tiba-tiba ada aku terperasan satu perkara. Songkok yang kupakai telah tiada di atas kepala ku...."ahhh....sudah. mana plak peginya songkok ku. Tertinggal di klinik ke agaknya," aku berfikir sendirian. Kemudian aku terdengar kata-kata awek yang asyik melihat kearah ku tadi. "Hebat sungguh tempat awak letak songkok," kata mereka sambil tertawa. Aku menjadi heran. Bila ku tunduk,.... "Aaaaa:oops:" rupa-rupanya songkok ku tersangkut dikemaluanku. Baru kusedar rupanya awek-awek tadi mentertawakan aku bersebab rupanya....ini mesti kes tengok 'awek' atas moto tadi...lantas aku.............(sambung-sambung....)
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  ajack on Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:48 pm

entah la ape yg akan terjadi lepas ni..
aku mule gelisah disebabkan pmpuan bermotosikal tdi..
aku pun terus ke bilik aku,(dah malam)aku pun pejamkan mate utk mnunggu ari esok...
mane la tau esok2 boleh jmpe lagi..
(smbung2)
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  Guest on Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:18 pm

masa saya tidur dgn selesa,tiba2 terjumpa sesuatu dalam mimpiku...

satu bayangan sedang berlampai2 kat aku..
takutnye,...
rupa2....teman wanita saya..

tapi.....sambungggg...

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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  kolam on Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:51 am

sblom ak bersunat elok je pkai....tp pas snat nie ak plik.
knpe pkaian die seksi sngat.ak teringat kate atok ak.klu nk kawen kne snat dlu...nk goda ak la 2,ak pkir dlm hati,tp mne die tau ak da snat.ak nk snat pn ak xgtau die...
mmg seksi gile la pkaian die...isk3,xbley jad nie.
bru je snat tad,da jad cmni..... Cool

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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  ajack on Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:34 pm

adus..
takutNYE..
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  jblues on Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:26 am

jadi musykil plak aku. Cerita seram jadi lawak, cerita stim pun jadi lawak dan ngeri, ni cerita lawak dah nak jadi macam cerita stim plak....apa dah jadi dengan warga taming ni. Very Happy mesti kes tak cukup serangan nak dilancarkan... Smile
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  kolam on Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:35 am

bkn pe,sume kt taming nie da xbtul.
nk wt cane.
otak da tatau berfungsi lg ke x..... Smile

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Post  jblues on Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:00 am

Tok kotuo, baik botulkan keadaan copat...kang laghi jalan cghito ni..
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  ajack on Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:24 am

tau xpe..
sume dah xbetul..
cheers
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Re: Kisah Lawak Aku

Post  sillyangel9 on Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:43 pm

muhahahaha
ni gara2 korg ikut tabiat tok kotuo lap tarbil xhabih2...
nasib baik silly xder tarbil lagikkk....
muhahaha
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waa...biler nak tercapai impian buat tarbil nih??? Crying or Very sad

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Post  jblues on Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:45 am

silly oiii...sini kisah lawak, bukan sedih...kang bertukar cerita plak. Sumuo orang sedang ketawa tetiba dah sedih bila baca rintihan ko tu.... Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Post  Taming on Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:54 pm

lap tarbil sampai berkilat!!! barulah silau mata musuh nanti.... Twisted Evil
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Post  sillyangel9 on Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:51 am

jblues wrote:silly oiii...sini kisah lawak, bukan sedih...kang bertukar cerita plak. Sumuo orang sedang ketawa tetiba dah sedih bila baca rintihan ko tu.... Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

muhahahha...
ngah merintih ler nih...asyik2 kena serang ngan KID...habih sumer askar sendiri+bantuan diaorg tibaiii...waaaaaa
mesti cite2 nak ader tarbil x tercapai...wwaaaa Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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Post  manja on Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:44 pm

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Post  jblues on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:43 pm

Nak sambung balik kisah yang di ilhamkan oleh tuk kotuo:
kolam wrote:sblom ak bersunat elok je pkai....tp pas snat nie ak plik.
knpe pkaian die seksi sngat.ak teringat kate atok ak.klu nk kawen kne snat dlu...nk goda ak la 2,ak pkir dlm hati,tp mne die tau ak da snat.ak nk snat pn ak xgtau die...
mmg seksi gile la pkaian die...isk3,xbley jad nie.
bru je snat tad,da jad cmni..... Cool

aduss....napa la tarbil ku bangun ni...adeeehhh sakitnya...siot punya mimpi...(sambung...sambung...)
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Post  ajack on Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:11 pm

dan aku mrasekan ssuatu didalam...
smbg..
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Post  manja on Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:23 pm

dalam selimut.. lalu kuraba2 dlm selimut itu..tertiba aku terkejut rupa-rupanya.....(sambung)

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